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Stefon's many midget jokes

  • Stefon: Human fire hydrants.
  • Seth: What is a human fire hydrant?
  • Stefon: You know it's that thing when high-waisted midgets have the red pants and the big ass.
  • Stefon: A party room filled with human bathmats.
  • Seth: What is a human bathmat?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when like midgets have dreadlocks and lay face down on the floor.
  • Stefon: And a human parking cone!
  • Seth: What's a human parking cone?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
  • Stefon: No like human suitcases.
  • Seth: What is a human suitcase?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
  • Stefon: And bond while flying a human kite.
  • Seth: What is a human kite?
  • Stefon: It's that thing where you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
  • Stefon: Human fire extinguishers.
  • Seth: What is a human fire extinguisher?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when a thin midget paints himself red and then chews alka seltzer until foam shoots out his mouth.
  • Stefon: A human boombox.
  • Seth: What's a human boombox?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when you carry a midget over your shoulder while he sings gangsta rap.
  • Stefon: Hoombas.
  • Seth: Hoombas?
  • Stefon: Human roombas.
  • Seth: What's a human roomba?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor eating garbage.
  • Stefon: A hearty salute and a human R2D2.
  • Seth: I'm sorry, for those of us who don't know, what is a human R2D2?
  • Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates dials a speaker phone and you put a garbage can over their head.
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Rayuela capítulo 18 Julio Cortázar

paguz06:

…Llevarse de la mano a la Maga, llevársela bajo la lluvia como si fuera el humo del cigarrillo, algo que es parte de uno, bajo la lluvia. Volver a hacer el amor con ella pero un poco por ella, no ya para aprender un desapego demasiado fácil, una renuncia que a lo mejor está encubriendo la inutilidad del esfuerzo, el fantoche que enseña algoritmos en una vaga universidad para perros sabios o hijas de coroneles…

Julio Cortázar

-Cap.18 rayuela

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[...]

  • - Nunca nos quisimos - le dijo besándola en el pelo.
  • - No hablés por mí - dijo la Maga cerrando los ojos - vos no podés saber si yo te quiero o no. Ni siquiera eso podés saber.
  • - ¿Tan ciego me creés?
  • - Al contrario, te haría tanto bien quedarte un poco ciego.
  • - Ah, sí, el tacto que reemplaza las definiciones, el instinto que va más allá de la inteligencia. La vía mágica, la noche oscura del alma.
  • - Te haría bien - se obstinó la Maga como cada vez que no entendía y quería disimularlo.